Semi-detached Suburban Mr. James
So you finally named the day when wedding bells will chime
I was sorry to hear you say you're gonna be his, not mine
Do you think you will be happy giving up your friends
For your semi-detached suburban Mr. James
So you finally got your man, I hope you won't regret it
He can't love you the way I can, so please don't you forget it
Do you think you will be happy buttering the toast
Of your semi-detached suburban Mr. Most
I can see you in the morning time
Washing day, the weather's fine
Hanging things upon the line
And as your life slips away, yeah
So you finally named the day when wedding bells will chime
I was sorry to hear you say you're gonna be his, not mine
So you think you will be happy taking doggie for a walk
With your semi-detached suburban Mr. James
Semi-detached suburban Mr. James
So you finally named the day
So you finally named the day
Semi-detached suburban Mr.
Semi-detached suburban Mr. (fades)
