The Umbrella Man - Flanagan and Allen/Gracie Fields/Johnny Messner and His Orchestra/Kay Kyser/David de Lange/Sammy Kaye/Dizzy Gillespie and Louis Armstrong

                                                                            The Umbrella Man created by Roald Dahl

The Umbrella Man

Umbrellas, umbrellas for men

Men's umbrella, Lady

Mend by hand, Lady

Umbrellas to mend

Toodle-uma-luma-luma

Toodle-uma-luma-luma

Toodle-aye-ay

Any umbrellas, any umbrellas to mend today

Bring your parasol

It may be small, it may be big

He repairs them all

With what you call a thingamajig

Pitter, patter, patter, pitter, patter, patter,

Here comes the rain

Let it pitter, patter, let it pitter, patter,

Don't mind the rain.

He'll mend your umbrella

Then go on his way singing

Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Any umbrellas to mend today

When there's a lull

And things are dull

I sharpen knives for all the wives

In the neighbourhood

And I'm very good

I darn a sock

I'll mend a clock

An apple cart

A broken heart

I mend anything

But he'd rather sing

Toodle-uma-luma-luma

Toodle-uma-luma-luma

Toodle-aye-ay

Any umbrellas, any umbrellas to mend today

He'll patch up your troubles

Then go on his way singing

Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Any umbrellas to mend today

He'll patch up your troubles

Then go on his way singing

Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Any umbrellas to mend today

Umbrellas for men

Umbrellas for men