Don't Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk
Let me give you some advice
Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
You don't need it
So don't eat it
No, don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
No matter how good it looks
You better go by the book
Leave it there
Don't you dare, eat stuff off the sidewalk
No, don't eat stuff out of garbage either
Or you know what'll happen to you
It's true, you don't need no money
Ah, but you'll sure look funny
On your knees, begging, please
You better leave your mouth at home
