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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Goodness Gracious Me - Sophia Loren and Peter Sellers

 
Goodness Gracious Me
Her:Oh, doctor, I'm in trouble.
Him:Well, goodness gracious me.
Her:For every time a certain man is standing next to me.
Him:Mmm?
Her:A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:Oh
Her:Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him:Well, goodness gracious me.

Him:How often does this happen, when did the trouble start?
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart.
Her:What kind of man is he to create this allergy?
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:Oh
Her:Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him:Well, goodness gracious me.

Him:From New Delhi to Darjeeling, I have done my share of healing,
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
Her:Oh.

Her:Oh, doctor, touch my fingers.
Him:Well, goodness gracious me.
Her:You may be very clever but however, can't you see,
My heart beats much too much at a certain tender touch,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:I like it
Her:Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him:Well, goodness gracious me.

Him:Can I see your tongue
Her:Aaah.
Him:Nothing the matter with it, put it away please.
Her:Maybe it's my back.
Him:Maybe it is.
Her:Shall I lie down?
Him:Yes.
Her:Ahhh

Him:My initial diagnosis rules out measles and thrombosis,
Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell,
Influenza, inflammation, whooping cough and night starvation,
And you'll be so glad to hear that both your eyeballs are so clear
That I can positively swear that you are well, Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja.

Her:Put two and two together,
Him:Four,
Her:If you have eyes to see, the face that makes my pulses race
Is right in front of me.
Him:Oh, there is nothing I can do, for my heart is jumping too.
Both:Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

Her:Goodness gracious,
Him:How audacious
Her:Goodness gracious,
Him:How flirtatious
Her:Goodness gracious,
Him:It is me.
Her:It is you
Him:Ah, I'm sorry, it is us.
Both:Ahhh

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