Randy Scouse Git/Alternate Title
She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine
And there doesn't seem a way
That she won't come and lose my mind
It's too easy humming songs to a girl in yellow dress
It's been a long time since the party
And the room is in a mess
The four kings of E.M.I. are sitting stately on the floor
There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
He reminds me of a penguin with few and plastered hair
There's talcum powder on the ladder and the birthday boy is there
Why don't you cut your hair, why don't you live up there
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care
Now they've darkened all the windows
And the seats are naugh-a-hyde
I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
The being known as Wonder girl is speaking, I believe
It's not easy tryin' to tell her that I shortly have to leave
Why don't you be like me, why don't you stop and see
Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free
Doo-be-deedle-doopn-dee doo-be-doo-be-doo-be-dee
Why don't you cut your hair, why don't you live up there
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care
Why don't you be like me, why don't you stop and see
She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine
Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free
And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind
Why don't you cut your hair, why don't you live up there
It's too easy humming songs to a girl in yellow dress
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care
It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess
